| Humor: Wednesday March 9, 2016 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday March 9, 2016ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in... A desperate spinster from Clare Once knelt in the moonlight... A desperate spinster from Clare Once knelt in the moonlight all bare, And prayed to her God For a romp on the sod-- 'Twas a passerby answered her prayer. The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Gives us ham and pork... The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Gives us ham and pork and Bacon. Let others think his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig. -- Ogden Nash Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday March 9, 2016
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