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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday June 4, 2016Answers to Last Fortune's Questions:
(1) None. (Moses didn't...
Answers to Last Fortune's Questions: (1) None. (Moses didn't have an ark). (2) Your mother, by the pigeonhole principle. (3) I don't know. (4) Who cares? (5) 6 (or maybe 4, or else 3). Mr. Alfred J. Duncan of Podunk, Montana, submitted... A clever young man named Eugene Invented a jack-off machine... A clever young man named Eugene Invented a jack-off machine. On the twenty-third stroke The goddam thing broke And beat both his balls to a creame. A contortionist hailing from Lynch Used to rent out his tool... A contortionist hailing from Lynch Used to rent out his tool by the inch. A foot cost a quid -- He could and he did Stretch it to three in a pinch. Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday June 4, 2016
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