Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday April 19, 2017

There was a young girl from St. Cyr Whose reflex reactions were...
There was a young girl from St. Cyr Whose reflex reactions were queer. Her escort said, "Mable, Get up off the table; That money's to pay for the beer."

There was a young lady of Natchez Who chanced to be born with...
There was a young lady of Natchez Who chanced to be born with two snatches, And she often said, "Shit! Why, I'd give either tit For a man with equipment that matches." There was a young fellow named Locke Who was born with...

I'll show you MY telex number if you show me YOURS ...
I'll show you MY telex number if you show me YOURS ...