Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday June 21, 2017

Mosher's Law of Software Engineering: Don't worry if...
Mosher's Law of Software Engineering: Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did, you'd be out of a job.

An ARPAnaut name of Corvette Had a fetish involving the net...
An ARPAnaut name of Corvette Had a fetish involving the net. As he fondled his IMP His cock went from limp To as hard as concrete which has set.

An amazon giantess named Dunne Let a midget screw her for fun...
An amazon giantess named Dunne Let a midget screw her for fun. But the poor little runt Was engulfed in her cunt And re-born as the twin of his son.

An architect fellow named Yoric Could, when feeling euphoric, ...
An architect fellow named Yoric Could, when feeling euphoric, Display for selection Three kinds of erection- Corinthian, ionic, and doric.

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.

There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long...
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. But he looked in the glass, And saw his own ass, And broke his neck trying to fuck it.

There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with...
There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with a raven. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "Nevermore!"

You win some, lose some, and some get rained out; but you gotta...
You win some, lose some, and some get rained out; but you gotta suit up for them all.

Ego sum ens omnipotens.
Ego sum ens omnipotens.