Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday May 5, 2019
Augustus, for slpashing his soup,
Was put for the night on...Augustus, for slpashing his soup,
Was put for the night on the stoop;
In the morning he'd not
Repented a jot,
And next day he was dead of the croup.
-- Edward Gorey There once was a man from Racine,
Who invented a screwing...There once was a man from Racine,
Who invented a screwing machine.
Both concave and convex,
It could please either sex,
But, oh, what a bastard to clean!
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday May 5, 2019
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