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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday April 2, 2020


Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think...
Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".

Your lucky color has faded.
Your lucky color has faded.

A mathematician named Klein Thought the Mobius band...
A mathematician named Klein Thought the Mobius band was divine. Said he, "If you glue The edges of two, You'll get a weird bottle like mine!

MAC user's dynamic debugging list evaluator? Never heard...
MAC user's dynamic debugging list evaluator? Never heard of that.

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