Humor: Best of Fortunes for the month of April, 2020

There was a young lady named Rose With erogenous zones in...
There was a young lady named Rose With erogenous zones in her toes. She remained onanistic Till a foot-fetishistic Young man became one of her beaux.

There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different sizes. One was so small, It was nothing at all; The other took numerous prizes.

There was a young man of Greenwich Whose balls were all covered...
There was a young man of Greenwich Whose balls were all covered with spinach. So long was his tool That it wound round a spool, And he let it out inach by inach.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos...
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants, I come before you to stand behind you To tell you of something I know nothing about. Next Thursday (which is good Friday), There will be a convention held in the Women's...




Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think...
Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".

IBM had a PL/I, Its syntax worse than JOSS; And everywhere this...
IBM had a PL/I, Its syntax worse than JOSS; And everywhere this language went, It was a total loss.

Only fools are quoted. -- Anonymous
Only fools are quoted. -- Anonymous

Parsley is gharsley. -- Ogden Nash
Parsley is gharsley. -- Ogden Nash

Texas is Hell on woman and horses. -- Wayne...
Texas is Hell on woman and horses. -- Wayne Oakes