Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday April 4, 2020

Only fools are quoted. -- Anonymous
Only fools are quoted. -- Anonymous

There once was a guardsman from Buckingham Who said, "As...
There once was a guardsman from Buckingham Who said, "As for girls, I hate fucking 'em. But when I meet boys, God! how I enjoys Just licking their peckers and sucking 'em."

Oh, the Slithery Dee, he crawled out of the sea. He may catch...
Oh, the Slithery Dee, he crawled out of the sea. He may catch all the others, but he won't catch me. No, he won't catch me, stupid ol' Slithery Dee. He may catch all the others, but AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! -- The Smothers Brothers