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Women treat us just as humanity treats its gods. They...
Women treat us just as humanity treats its gods. They worship us and are always bothering us to do something for them. -- Wilde

Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them...
Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry. -- Mort Sahl

Women waste men's lives and think they have indemnified them...
Women waste men's lives and think they have indemnified them by a few gracious words. -- Balzac

Women, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of...
Women, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of an experienced attorney. -- Balzac

Women, when they have made a sheep of a man, always tell...
Women, when they have made a sheep of a man, always tell him that he is a lion with a will of iron. -- Balzac


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