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Oct 19, 2016

When a fly lands on the ceiling, does it do a half roll or...
When a fly lands on the ceiling, does it do a half roll or a half loop?

When does later become never?
When does later become never?

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time...
When eating an elephant take one bite at a time. -- Gen. C. Abrams

When pleasure remains, does it remain a pleasure?
When pleasure remains, does it remain a pleasure?

When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it...
When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it. -- Billy Sunday


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