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May 25, 2013

It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down...
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.

It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong...
It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our offense consists in doubting it. -- Justice Robert H. Jackson

It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at...
It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

It seems these two guys, George and Harry, set out in...
It seems these two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to cross the United States. After forty hours in the air, George turned to Harry, and said, "Harry, I think we've drifted off course! We need to find out where we are." Harry...


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