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Nov 17, 2013

I can't understand why a person will take a year or two...
I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. -- Fred Allen

I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything! ...
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything! -- Bart Simpson

I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions...
I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions. The curtain was up.

I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong...
I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep in practice. Now, sir, we'll talk if you like. I'll tell you right out, I'm a man who likes talking to...

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have...
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. -- Elvis Presley


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