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Aug 19, 2013

TEX is potentially the most significant invention...
TEX is potentially the most significant invention in typesetting in this century. It introduces a standard language for computer typography, and in terms of importance could rank near the introduction of the Gutenberg press. -- Gordon Bell

Texas A&M football coach Jackie Sherrill went to the office...
Texas A&M football coach Jackie Sherrill went to the office of the Dean of Academics because he was concerned about his players' mental abilities. "My players are just too stupid for me to deal with them", he told the unbelieving dean. At this point, one...

Texas is Hell on woman and horses. -- Wayne...
Texas is Hell on woman and horses. -- Wayne Oakes

Thank God I've always avoided persecuting my enemies...
Thank God I've always avoided persecuting my enemies. -- Adolf Hitler

Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
Thank you for observing all safety precautions.


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