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Nov 19, 2006

Well, Jim, I'm not much of an actor either.
Well, Jim, I'm not much of an actor either.

We'll know that rock is dead when you have to get a degree...
We'll know that rock is dead when you have to get a degree to work in it.

WE'LL LOOK INTO IT: By the time the wheels make a full...
WE'LL LOOK INTO IT: By the time the wheels make a full turn, we assume you will have forgotten about it,too.

Well, my daddy left home when I was three, And he didn't leave...
Well, my daddy left home when I was three, And he didn't leave much for Ma and me, Just and old guitar an'a empty bottle of booze. Now I don't blame him 'cause he ran and hid, But the meanest thing that he ever did, Was before he left he went and named me Sue. ... But...

Well, my terminal's locked up, and I ain't got any Mail, And...
Well, my terminal's locked up, and I ain't got any Mail, And I can't recall the last time that my program didn't fail; I've got stacks in my structs, I've got arrays in my queues, I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues. If you think that it's nice that...


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