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Oct 19, 2006

Basic, n.: A programming language. Related to certain...
Basic, n.: A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.

Bathquake, n.: The violent quake that rattles...
Bathquake, n.: The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water faucet is turned on to a certain point. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath...
Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.

BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts ...)
BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts ...)

Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most Souls would...
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most Souls would scarcely get your Feet wet. Fall not in Love, therefore: it will stick to your face. -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"


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