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Apr 27, 2006

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would...
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. -- George Ade, "Forty Modern Fables"

If men acted after marriage as they do during courtship, there...
If men acted after marriage as they do during courtship, there would be fewer divorces -- and more bankruptcies. -- Frances Rodman

If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality,...
If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women. -- Mort Sahl

If the girl you love moves in with another guy once, it's more...
If the girl you love moves in with another guy once, it's more than enough. Twice, it's much too much. Three times, it's the story of your life.

If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the fact...
If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the fact that you can't afford divorce. -- Jack Nicholson


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