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Jul 22, 2007

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint...
"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it." -- Steven Wright

"It's a summons." "What's...
"It's a summons." "What's a summons?" "It means summon's in trouble." -- Rocky and Bullwinkle

It's a very *UN*lucky week in which to be took dead...
It's a very *UN*lucky week in which to be took dead. -- Churchy La Femme

It's always a long day; 86400 doesn't fit into a short.
It's always a long day; 86400 doesn't fit into a short.

It's always darkest just before it gets pitch black.
It's always darkest just before it gets pitch black.


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