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Jul 11, 2007

Will you loan me $20.00 and only give me ten of it? That way,...
Will you loan me $20.00 and only give me ten of it? That way, you will owe me ten, and I'll owe you ten, and we'll be even!

Will your long-winded speeches never end? What ails you that...
Will your long-winded speeches never end? What ails you that you keep on arguing? -- Job 16:3

William Safire's Rules for Writers: Remember to never...
William Safire's Rules for Writers: Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Verbs have to agree with their subjects. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. If you reread...

Williams and Holland's Law: If enough data...
Williams and Holland's Law: If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.

Willie in the cauldron fell; Willie saw some...
Willie in the cauldron fell; Willie saw some dynamite, See the grief on mother's brow; Couldn't understand it quite; Mother loved her darling well -- Curiosity never pays: Willie's quite hard-boiled by now. It rained Willie seven days. Little...


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