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May 25, 2007

I. Any body suspended in space will remain in space until...
I. Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point,...

If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.
If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door...
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. -- Paul Beatty

If an average person on the subway turns to you, like...
If an average person on the subway turns to you, like an ancient mariner, and starts telling you her tale, you turn away or nod and hope she stops, not just because you fear she might be crazy. If she tells her tale on camera, you might listen. Watching strangers...

If Beethoven's Seventh Symphony is not by some means abridged,...
If Beethoven's Seventh Symphony is not by some means abridged, it will soon fall into disuse. -- Philip Hale, Boston music critic, 1837


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