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Mar 19, 2007

Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee...
Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee. -- Kim Hubbard

Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must...
Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be first overcome. -- Dr. Johnson

NOTICE: Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be...
NOTICE: Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will be summarily put out.

NOTICE: -- THE ELEVATORS WILL BE OUT OF ORDER TODAY -- (The...
NOTICE: -- THE ELEVATORS WILL BE OUT OF ORDER TODAY -- (The nearest working elevator is in the building across the street.)

Nouvelle cuisine, n: French for "not enough...
Nouvelle cuisine, n: French for "not enough food". Continental breakfast, n: English for "not enough food". Tapas, n: Spanish for "not enough food". Dim Sum, n: Chinese for more food than you've ever seen...

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