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Aug 19, 2007

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience. --...
Bill Dickey is learning me his experience. -- Yogi Berra in his rookie season.

Brandy Davis, an outfielder and teammate of mine with...
Brandy Davis, an outfielder and teammate of mine with the Pittsburgh Pirates, is my choice for team captain. Cincinnatti was beating us 3-1, and I led off the bottom of the eighth with a walk. The next hitter banged a hard single to right field. Feeling the wind at...

Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all...
Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers... they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key!

College football is a game which would be much more interesting...
College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees played. There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution...

COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri,...
COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago) Now, this dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a trail twice as old as the average dog can, but she's got a pretty good memory to boot. For instance, last week this old boy...


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