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Feb 24, 2020 (today)

"How did you spend the weekend?" asked...
"How did you spend the weekend?" asked the pretty brunette secretary of her blonde companion. "Fishing through the ice," she replied. "Fishing through the ice? Whatever for?" "Olives."

How many hors d'oeuvres you are allowed to take off a tray...
How many hors d'oeuvres you are allowed to take off a tray being carried by a waiter at a nice party? Two, but there are ways around it, depending on the style of the hors d'oeuvre. If they're those little pastry things where you can't tell what's inside, you take...

I am so optimistic about beef prices that I've just leased...
I am so optimistic about beef prices that I've just leased a pot roast with an option to buy.

I brake for chezlogs!
I brake for chezlogs!

I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except...
I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really DO melt in your hand. -- Peter Oakley


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