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May 30, 2015

Win98 is called Win98 because 98% of the code is untested
Win98 is called Win98 because 98% of the code is untested

Win98 is called Win98 because 98% of all hardware components...
Win98 is called Win98 because 98% of all hardware components will need driver updates.

Win98 is called Win98 because 98% of all hardware components...
Win98 is called Win98 because 98% of all hardware components will NEVER have WDM-drivers

Win98 is called Win98 because you need to update at least 98%...
Win98 is called Win98 because you need to update at least 98% of your hardware before it can be installed

Win98 is called Win98 because it is about as stable...
Win98 is called Win98 because it is about as stable and flexible as Linux 0.0.98 (or at least, Microsoft claims it is)


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