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Aug 21, 2015

Having a wonderful wine, wish you were beer.
Having a wonderful wine, wish you were beer.

Having wandered helplessly into a blinding snowstorm Sam...
Having wandered helplessly into a blinding snowstorm Sam was greatly relieved to see a sturdy Saint Bernard dog bounding toward him with the traditional keg of brandy strapped to his collar. "At last," cried Sam, "man's best friend -- and a great...

He knew the tavernes well in every toun. --...
He knew the tavernes well in every toun. -- Geoffrey Chaucer

He's just like Capistrano, always ready for a few swallows.
He's just like Capistrano, always ready for a few swallows.

"Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!" ...
"Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!" -- W. C. Fields


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