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"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it...
"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"

"Deep" is a word like "theory"...
"Deep" is a word like "theory" or "semantic" -- it implies all sorts of marvelous things. It's one thing to be able to say "I've got a theory", quite another to say "I've got a semantic theory", but, ah, those who can claim...

Did you hear that there's a group of South American Indians...
Did you hear that there's a group of South American Indians that worship the number zero? Is nothing sacred?

Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so...
Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have only recaptured 116 of them?

Did you know that if you took all the economists in the world...
Did you know that if you took all the economists in the world and lined them up end to end, they'd still point in the wrong direction?


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