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Aug 20, 2015

If there really was a Jewish conspiracy to run the world,...
If there really was a Jewish conspiracy to run the world, my rabbi would have let me in on it by now. I contribute enough to the shule. -- Saul Goodman

If there was in justice in the world, "trust" would...
If there was in justice in the world, "trust" would be a four-letter word.

If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that...
If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that after three years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers. -- Michael Levin, "The Socratic Method

If they sent one man to the moon, why can't they send them all?
If they sent one man to the moon, why can't they send them all?

If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're...
If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical, go crude. I'm a very technical boy. So I get as crude as possible. These days, though, you have to be pretty technical before you can even aspire to crudeness... -- Johnny Mnemonic


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