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Apr 21, 2015

We laugh at the Indian philosopher, who to account for...
We laugh at the Indian philosopher, who to account for the support of the earth, contrived the hypothesis of a huge elephant, and to support the elephant, a huge tortoise. If we will candidly confess the truth, we know as little of the operation of the nerves, as he did...

We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves. --...
We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves. -- Eric Hoffer

We love our little Johnny He's the best little boy in all...
We love our little Johnny He's the best little boy in all the world And we wouldn't trade him for anything That's how much we love him. No, we couldn't live without him So that's why, since he died, We keep him safe in our G.E. freezer. He's so good, so well-behaved, Even...

"We maintain that the very foundation of our way of life...
"We maintain that the very foundation of our way of life is what we call free enterprise," said Cash McCall, "but when one of our citizens show enough free enterprise to pile up a little of that profit, we do our best to make him feel that he ought to...

We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more...
We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than malnutrition. -- Alex Comfort


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