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Jul 22, 2012

Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak! ...
Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak! -- Bullwinkle Moose

Elwood: What kind of music do you get here ma'am? Barmaid:...
Elwood: What kind of music do you get here ma'am? Barmaid: Why, we get both kinds of music, Country and Western.

Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of...
Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing? -- Rich Little

Everyone is in the best seat. -- John Cage
Everyone is in the best seat. -- John Cage

Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom...
Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door. -- Marlo Thomas


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