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Jan 17, 2012

So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as large...
So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as large as it needs to be?

Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled.
Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled.

Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette...
Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm the only ashtray.

Split 1/4 bottle .187 liters ...
Split 1/4 bottle .187 liters Half 1/2 bottle Bottle 750 milliliters Magnum 2 bottles 1.5 liters Jeroboam 4 bottles Rehoboam 6 bottles Not available in...

Symptom: Drinking fails to give taste...
Symptom: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear. Problem: Glass empty. Action Required: Find someone who will buy you another beer. Symptom: Drinking fails...


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