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May 25, 2012

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #4 A:...
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #4 A: Go west, young man, go west! Q: What do wabbits do when they get tiwed of wunning awound?

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #5 A: ...
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #5 A: The Halls of Montezuma and the Shores of Tripoli. Q: Name two families whose kids won't join the Marines.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet...
Knock, knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet Evening...

Knucklehead: "Knock, knock" Pee Wee: ...
Knucklehead: "Knock, knock" Pee Wee: "Who's there?" Knucklehead: "Little ol' lady." Pee Wee: "Liddle ol' lady who?" Knucklehead: "I didn't know you could yodel"

Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every...
Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?" A: "Is there a dog?"


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