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Nov 19, 2012

In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette...
In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette is placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker.

In a great romance, each person basically plays a part that...
In a great romance, each person basically plays a part that the other really likes. -- Elizabeth Ashley

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level...
In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ... in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence...

In a minimum-phase system there is an inextricable link...
In a minimum-phase system there is an inextricable link between frequency response, phase response and transient response, as they are all merely transforms of one another. This combined with minimalization of open-loop errors in output amplifiers and correct compensation...

In a surprise raid last night, federal agent's ransacked...
In a surprise raid last night, federal agent's ransacked a house in search of a rebel computer hacker. However, they were unable to complete the arrest because the warrant was made out in the name of Don Provan, while the only person in the house was named don provan...


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