Freebsd Fortunes 7

When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but
the principle of the thing," it's the money.
                -- Kim Hubbard

When a girl can read the handwriting on
the wall, she may be in the wrong rest room.

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the
inattentions of one.
                -- Helen Rowland

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions
of many men for the inattentions of one.
                Helen Rowland

When a lion meets another with a louder roar,
the first lion thinks the last a bore.
                -- G.B. Shaw

When a lot of remedies are suggested for
a disease, that means it can't be cured.
                -- Chekhov, "The Cherry Orchard"

When a man assumes a public trust, he
should consider himself as public property.
                -- Thomas Jefferson

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.
                -- Samuel Johnson

When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight,
it concentrates his mind wonderfully.
                -- Samuel Johnson

When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute.
But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute-- and it's longer than any
hour.  That's relativity.
                -- Albert Einstein