Freebsd Fortunes 7

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions
of many men for the inattentions of one.
                Helen Rowland

When a lion meets another with a louder roar,
the first lion thinks the last a bore.
                -- G.B. Shaw

When a lot of remedies are suggested for
a disease, that means it can't be cured.
                -- Chekhov, "The Cherry Orchard"

When a man assumes a public trust, he
should consider himself as public property.
                -- Thomas Jefferson

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.
                -- Samuel Johnson

When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight,
it concentrates his mind wonderfully.
                -- Samuel Johnson

When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute.
But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute-- and it's longer than any
hour.  That's relativity.
                -- Albert Einstein

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
                -- Sacha Guitry

When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or four years
ago, he is a broad-minded man who has courage enough to change his mind
with changing conditions.  When a man you don't like does it, he is a
liar who has broken his promises.
                -- Franklin Adams

When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is his temper.