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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  427 of 1340

When speculation has done its worst, two plus two still equals four.
                -- S. Johnson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  428 of 1340

When taxes are due, Americans tend to feel quite bled-white and blue.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  429 of 1340

When the Apple IIc was introduced, the informative copy led off with a couple
of asterisked sentences:

        It weighs less than 8 pounds.*
        And costs less than $1,300.**

In tiny type were these "fuller explanations":

      * Don't asterisks make you suspicious as all get out?  Well, all
        this means is that the IIc alone weights 7.5 pounds. The power
        pack, monitor, an extra disk drive, a printer and several bricks
        will make the IIc weigh more. Our lawyers were concerned that you
        might not be able to figure this out for yourself.

     ** The FTC is concerned about price fixing. You can pay more if
        you really want to.  Or less.
                -- Forbes
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  430 of 1340

When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!"
                -- Turkish proverb
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  431 of 1340

When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.
                -- Chinese proverb
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  432 of 1340

When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking
about themselves.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  433 of 1340

When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never
talking about themselves.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  434 of 1340

When the candles are out all women are fair.
                -- Plutarch
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  435 of 1340

When the cup is full, carry it level.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  436 of 1340

When the doubt vanishes and the issue becomes evident, stupidity reigns.
                -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]
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