Freebsd Fortunes 7

Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that
is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges
on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
                -- Mark Twain

Whenever you find that you are on the
side of the majority, it is time to reform.
                -- Mark Twain

Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and
weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes
and perhaps weight 1 1/2 tons.
                -- Popular Mechanics, March 1949

Where am I?  Who am I?  Am I?  I

Where are the calculations that go with a calculated risk?

WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE
        Oh, dear, where can the matter be
        When it's converted to energy?
        There is a slight loss of parity.
        Johnny's so long at the fair.

Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?
                -- Karl Kraus

Where do you go to get anorexia?
                -- Shelley Winters

Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what
is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
                -- John Kenneth Galbraith

Where is John Carson now that we need him?
                -- RLG