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Whenever you find that you are on the
side of the majority, it is time to reform.
-- Mark Twain
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 525 of 1340 |
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and
weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes
and perhaps weight 1 1/2 tons.
-- Popular Mechanics, March 1949
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 526 of 1340 |
Where am I? Who am I? Am I? I
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 527 of 1340 |
Where are the calculations that go with a calculated risk?
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 528 of 1340 |
WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE
Oh, dear, where can the matter be
When it's converted to energy?
There is a slight loss of parity.
Johnny's so long at the fair.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 529 of 1340 |
Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?
-- Karl Kraus
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 530 of 1340 |
Where do you go to get anorexia?
-- Shelley Winters
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 531 of 1340 |
Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what
is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 532 of 1340 |
Where is John Carson now that we need him?
-- RLG
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 533 of 1340 |
Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to
examine the laws of heat.
-- Christopher Morley
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