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Freebsd Fortunes 7

Fortune: 524 - 533 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  524 of 1340

Whenever you find that you are on the
side of the majority, it is time to reform.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  525 of 1340

Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and
weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes
and perhaps weight 1 1/2 tons.
                -- Popular Mechanics, March 1949
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  526 of 1340

Where am I?  Who am I?  Am I?  I
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  527 of 1340

Where are the calculations that go with a calculated risk?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  528 of 1340

WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE
        Oh, dear, where can the matter be
        When it's converted to energy?
        There is a slight loss of parity.
        Johnny's so long at the fair.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  529 of 1340

Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?
                -- Karl Kraus
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  530 of 1340

Where do you go to get anorexia?
                -- Shelley Winters
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  531 of 1340

Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what
is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
                -- John Kenneth Galbraith
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  532 of 1340

Where is John Carson now that we need him?
                -- RLG
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  533 of 1340

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to
examine the laws of heat.
                -- Christopher Morley
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