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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  528 of 1340

WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE
        Oh, dear, where can the matter be
        When it's converted to energy?
        There is a slight loss of parity.
        Johnny's so long at the fair.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  529 of 1340

Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?
                -- Karl Kraus
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  530 of 1340

Where do you go to get anorexia?
                -- Shelley Winters
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  531 of 1340

Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what
is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
                -- John Kenneth Galbraith
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  532 of 1340

Where is John Carson now that we need him?
                -- RLG
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  533 of 1340

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to
examine the laws of heat.
                -- Christopher Morley
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  534 of 1340

Where, oh, where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over, and I thought I'd found true love.
You met another, and *PPHHHLLLBBBBTTT*, you wuz gone.

Gloom, despair and agony on me.
Deep dark depression, excessive misery.
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
Oh, gloom, despair and agony on me.
                -- Hee Haw
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  535 of 1340

Where, oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over,
And I thought I'd found true love,
You met another and [Bronx cheer] you were gone!
                -- Hee Haw
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  536 of 1340

Where the hell is Wall Drug?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  537 of 1340

Where the system is concerned, you're not allowed to ask "Why?".
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