Freebsd Fortunes 7

Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing:
        August.  The lift lines are the shortest, though.
                -- Steve Rubenstein

Worst Month of the Year:
        February.  February has only 28 days in it, which means that if
        you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you
        don't get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.
                -- Steve Rubenstein

Worst Vegetable of the Year:
        Brussel sprout.  This is also the worst vegetable of next year.
                -- Steve Rubenstein

Worth seeing?
Yes, but not worth going to see.

Worthless.
                -- Sir George Bidell Airy, KCB, MA, LLD, DCL, FRS, FRAS
                   (Astronomer Royal of Great Britain), estimating for the
                   Chancellor of the Exchequer the potential value of the
                   "analytical engine" invented by Charles Babbage, September
                   15, 1842.

WOTD:

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Would it help if I got out and pushed?
                -- Princess Leia Organa

Would that my hand were as swift as my tongue.
                -- Alfieri

Would the last person to leave Michigan please turn out the lights?

Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?
                -- John Heywood