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Fortune: 981 - 990 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  981 of 1340

You don't sew with a fork, so I see no
reason to eat with knitting needles.
                -- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  982 of 1340

You enjoy the company of other people.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  983 of 1340

You feel a whole lot more like you do
now than you did when you used to.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  984 of 1340

You fill a much-needed gap.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  985 of 1340

You first parent of the human race... who ruined yourself for an apple,
what might you have done for a truffled turkey?
                -- Brillat-savarin, "Physiologie du Gout"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  986 of 1340

You first parents of the human race... who ruined yourself for
an apple, what might you not have done for a truffled turkey?
                -- Brillat-Savarin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  987 of 1340

You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  988 of 1340

You get what you pay for.
                -- Gabriel Biel
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  989 of 1340

You give me space to belong to myself yet without separating me
from your own life.  May it all turn out to your happiness.
                -- Goethe
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  990 of 1340

You go down to the pickup station,
        craving warmth and beauty;
You settle for less than fascination --
        a few drinks later you're not so choosy.
And the closing lights strip off the shadows
        on this strange new flesh you've found --
Clutching the night to you like a fig leaf
        you hurry to the blackness
        and the blankets to lay down an impression
        and your loneliness.
                -- Joni Mitchell
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