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Fortune: 758 - 767 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  758 of 833

It's always darkest before ... daylight saving time.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  759 of 833

If at first you don't succeed ... get new batteries.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  760 of 833

There is nothing more frightening than ignorance in action.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  761 of 833

Life is like an ice-cream cone:  You have to learn to
lick it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  762 of 833

One place where you're sure to find the perfect
driver is in the back seat.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  763 of 833

Nothing is indestructible, with the possible exception
of discount-priced fruitcakes.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  764 of 833

How do they know no two snowflakes are alike.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  765 of 833

How did they measure hail before the golf ball was invented.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  766 of 833

To err is human, to forgive is divine --
but to forget it altogether is humane.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  767 of 833

"Watching a birdie" in hand is safer that watching
one overhead.
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