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Silence is the only virtue you have left.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2151 of 2298

sillema sillema nika su
[translation: look it up...hint-fin]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2152 of 2298

Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
 
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Silly Sally was baby sitting.  But Silly Sally was getting bored.  Thinking
a walk would help, she put the baby in his carriage.  Silly Sally pushed the
carriage and pushed the carriage up this hill and down that one.  She pushed
the carriage up the highest hill in town, and ALL OF A SUDDEN!  It slipped out
of her hands (OH! NO!) and it was headed at high speed for the busiest
intersection in town.   BUT!

Silly Sally just laughed and la.....ug.......h....e....d...........
BECAUSE!  SHE KNEW THERE WAS A STOP SIGN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL!

Silly Sally was playing in the garage.  And she was being disobedient.
She was playing with matches...  AND...  She burned down the garage.
(OHHHHHH)  Silly Sally's mother said, "Silly Sally!  You have been naughty!
And when your father gets home, you are going to get a good licking!"  BUT!

Silly Sally just laughed and la.....ug.......h....e....d...........
BECAUSE!  SHE KNEW HER FATHER WAS IN THE GARAGE WHEN SHE BURNED IT DOWN!
 
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Silverman's Law:
        If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2155 of 2298

Simon's Law:
        Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2156 of 2298

Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2157 of 2298

Simulations are like miniskirts, they show a lot and hide the essentials.
                -- Hubert Kirrman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2158 of 2298

Sin boldly.
                -- Martin Luther
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2159 of 2298

Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
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