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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1219 of 2182

Ducks?  What ducks??
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1220 of 2182

Duct tape is like the force.  It has a light side,
and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
                -- Carl Zwanzig
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1221 of 2182

Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the
production of great leaders has been discontinued.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1222 of 2182

Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your
fate and captain of your soul.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1223 of 2182

Due to circumstances beyond your control,
you are master of your fate and captain of your soul.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1224 of 2182

Dungeons and Dragons is just a lot of Saxon Violence.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1225 of 2182

During almost fifteen centuries the legal establishment of Christianity has
been upon trial.  What has been its fruits? More or less, in all places,
pride and indolence in the clergy; ignorance and servility in the laity,;
in both, superstition, bigotry, and persecution.
                -- James Madison
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1226 of 2182

During the next two hours, the VAX will be going up and down
several times, often with lin~po_~{po   ~poz~ppo~{ o n~po_~
{o[po    ~poodsou>#w4k**n~po_~{ol;lkld;f;g;dd;po~{o
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1227 of 2182

During the Reagan-Mondale debates:

Q:      "Do you feel that a person's age affects his ability to
                perform as president?"
Reagan: "I refuse to make an issue out of my opponent's youth and
                inexperience."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1228 of 2182

During the voyage of life, remember to keep an eye out for a
fair wind; batten down during a storm; hail all passing ships;
and fly your colors proudly.
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