| Linux Kids: 117 of 150 |
The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable
Christian forbearance among men.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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| Linux Kids: 118 of 150 |
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half
by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow
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| Linux Kids: 119 of 150 |
The full impact of parenthood doesn't hit you until you multiply the
number of your kids by thirty-two teeth.
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| Linux Kids: 120 of 150 |
The future is a myth created by insurance salesmen and high school counselors.
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| Linux Kids: 121 of 150 |
The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got
to be good.
-- John Barrymore
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| Linux Kids: 122 of 150 |
The idea is to die young as late as possible.
-- Ashley Montague
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| Linux Kids: 123 of 150 |
The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.
-- Laurence J. Peter
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| Linux Kids: 124 of 150 |
"The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon."
-- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to Learn Over and
Over and Over"
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| Linux Kids: 125 of 150 |
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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| Linux Kids: 126 of 150 |
The real reason large families benefit society is because at least
a few of the children in the world shouldn't be raised by beginners.
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