Linux Kids

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half
by our children.
                -- Clarence Darrow

The full impact of parenthood doesn't hit you until you multiply the
number of your kids by thirty-two teeth.

The future is a myth created by insurance salesmen and high school counselors.

The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got
to be good.
                -- John Barrymore

The idea is to die young as late as possible.
                -- Ashley Montague

The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.
                -- Laurence J. Peter

"The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon."
                -- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to Learn Over and
                   Over and Over"

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

The real reason large families benefit society is because at least
a few of the children in the world shouldn't be raised by beginners.

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four
and eighteen.  At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.