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Fortune: 124 - 133 of 150 from Linux Kids

Linux Kids:  124 of 150

"The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon."
                -- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to Learn Over and
                   Over and Over"
 
Linux Kids:  125 of 150

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
 
Linux Kids:  126 of 150

The real reason large families benefit society is because at least
a few of the children in the world shouldn't be raised by beginners.
 
Linux Kids:  127 of 150

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four
and eighteen.  At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
 
Linux Kids:  128 of 150

"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
                -- C. S. Lewis, "The Chronicles of Narnia"
 
Linux Kids:  129 of 150

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
                -- Dr. Who
 
Linux Kids:  130 of 150

There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate.
 
Linux Kids:  131 of 150

Toddlers are the stormtroopers of the Lord of Entropy.
 
Linux Kids:  132 of 150

Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
 
Linux Kids:  133 of 150

        Two parent drops spent months teaching their son how to be part of the
ocean.  After months of training, the father drop commented to the mother drop,
"We've taught our boy everything we know, he's fit to be tide."
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