Linux Kids

"The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon."
                -- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to Learn Over and
                   Over and Over"

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

The real reason large families benefit society is because at least
a few of the children in the world shouldn't be raised by beginners.

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four
and eighteen.  At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.

"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
                -- C. S. Lewis, "The Chronicles of Narnia"

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
                -- Dr. Who

There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate.

Toddlers are the stormtroopers of the Lord of Entropy.

Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.

        Two parent drops spent months teaching their son how to be part of the
ocean.  After months of training, the father drop commented to the mother drop,
"We've taught our boy everything we know, he's fit to be tide."