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Housework can kill you if done right.
-- Erma Bombeck
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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How come only your friends step on your new white sneakers?
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How come we never talk anymore?
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How come wrong numbers are never busy?
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How kind of you to be willing to live someone's life for them.
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How much of their influence on you is a result of your influence on them?
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How untasteful can you get?
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Huh?
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I always wake up at the crack of ice.
-- Joe E. Lewis
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