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All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
                -- Grant Wood
 
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Am I ranting?  I hope so.  My ranting gets raves.
 
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AMAZING BUT TRUE ...
        If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end
        across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.
 
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AMAZING BUT TRUE ...
        There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it
        would completely cover the Sahara Desert.
 
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Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
 
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An atom-blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.
                -- Isaac Asimov
 
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... and furthermore ... I don't like your trousers.
 
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
 
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Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to
exactly the point of most pressure.
                -- Milt Barber
 
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Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
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