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Linux Miscellaneous:  21 of 644

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
                -- Grant Wood
 

Linux Miscellaneous:  22 of 644

Am I ranting?  I hope so.  My ranting gets raves.
 

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AMAZING BUT TRUE ...
        If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end
        across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.
 

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AMAZING BUT TRUE ...
        There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it
        would completely cover the Sahara Desert.
 

Linux Miscellaneous:  25 of 644

Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
 

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An atom-blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.
                -- Isaac Asimov
 

Linux Miscellaneous:  27 of 644

... and furthermore ... I don't like your trousers.
 

Linux Miscellaneous:  28 of 644

And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
 

Linux Miscellaneous:  29 of 644

Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to
exactly the point of most pressure.
                -- Milt Barber
 

Linux Miscellaneous:  30 of 644

Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
 

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