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Linux Miscellaneous:  27 of 644

... and furthermore ... I don't like your trousers.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  28 of 644

And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  29 of 644

Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to
exactly the point of most pressure.
                -- Milt Barber
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  30 of 644

Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
 
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Are we not men?
 
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As Zeus said to Narcissus, "Watch yourself."
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  33 of 644

Avec!
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  34 of 644

BAD CRAZINESS, MAN!!!
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  35 of 644

Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they point upward from the
floor -- especially in the dark.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  36 of 644

Batteries not included.
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