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Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they point upward from the
floor -- especially in the dark.
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Batteries not included.
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Linux Miscellaneous: 37 of 644 |
BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts...)
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BE ALOOF! (There has been a recent population explosion of lerts.)
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Before I knew the best part of my life had come, it had gone.
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Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters in life begin
when you get what you want.
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Believe everything you hear about the world; nothing is too impossibly bad.
-- Honor'e de Balzac
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Linux Miscellaneous: 42 of 644 |
Biggest security gap -- an open mouth.
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Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic.
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Blame Saint Andreas -- it's all his fault.
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