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Sailors in ships, sail on!  Even while we died, others rode out the storm.
 
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Sank heaven for leetle curls.
 
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Santa Claus is watching!
 
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Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
 
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Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
 
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Save the bales!
 
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Save the Whales -- Harpoon a Honda.
 
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Save the whales.  Collect the whole set.
 
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See, these two penguins walked into a bar, which was really stupid, 'cause
the second one should have seen it.
 
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She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring -- they applaud.
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