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Linux Miscellaneous:  491 of 644

Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
                -- Ken Kesey
 
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Tempt me with a spoon!
 
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Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
 
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That's odd.  That's very odd.  Wouldn't you say that's very odd?
 
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That's what she said.
 
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The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
                -- Clifton Fadiman
 
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The beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.
 
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The best prophet of the future is the past.
 
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The cart has no place where a fifth wheel could be used.
                -- Herbert von Fritzlar
 
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The day advanced as if to light some work of mine; it was morning,
and lo! now it is evening, and nothing memorable is accomplished.
                -- H.D. Thoreau
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