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Linux Miscellaneous:  526 of 644

The reader this message encounters not failing to understand is cursed.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  527 of 644

The rose of yore is but a name, mere names are left to us.
 
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The sheep died in the wool.
 
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The sheep that fly over your head are soon to land.
 
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The shortest distance between any two puns is a straight line.
 
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The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
        [so say said sentence sextuply...]
 
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The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing.
                -- Judge Harold T. Stone
 
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The tree in which the sap is stagnant remains fruitless.
                -- Hosea Ballou
 
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The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.
                -- Wavy Gravy
 
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The whole world is a scab.  The point is to pick it constructively.
                -- Peter Beard
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