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The shortest distance between any two puns is a straight line.
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The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
[so say said sentence sextuply...]
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The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing.
-- Judge Harold T. Stone
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The tree in which the sap is stagnant remains fruitless.
-- Hosea Ballou
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The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.
-- Wavy Gravy
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The whole world is a scab. The point is to pick it constructively.
-- Peter Beard
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The world really isn't any worse. It's just that the news coverage
is so much better.
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The world wants to be deceived.
-- Sebastian Brant
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The worst part of valor is indiscretion.
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Then, gently touching my face, she hesitated for a moment as her incredible
eyes poured forth into mine love, joy, pain, tragedy, acceptance, and peace.
"'Bye for now," she said warmly.
-- Thea Alexander, "2150 A.D."
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