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Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?
 
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Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
                -- Anthony
 
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Don't guess -- check your security regulations.
 
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Don't I know you?
 
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Don't let your status become too quo!
 
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Don't quit now, we might just as well lock the door and throw away the key.
 
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Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.
 
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Don't worry -- the brontosaurus is slow, stupid, and placid.
 
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Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac; you can always take something for it.
 
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Double!
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