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Linux Miscellaneous:  85 of 644

Don't worry -- the brontosaurus is slow, stupid, and placid.
 
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Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac; you can always take something for it.
 
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Double!
 
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Dr. Jekyll had something to Hyde.
 
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Dr. Livingston?
Dr. Livingston I. Presume?
 
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
 
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Dreams are free, but there's a small charge for alterations.
 
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Drop that pickle!
 
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Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past.
                -- The Adventurer
 
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