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Linux Zippy:  201 of 548

I think I am an overnight sensation right now!!
 
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... I think I'd better go back to my DESK and toy with a few common
MISAPPREHENSIONS ...
 
Linux Zippy:  203 of 548

I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STORY WINDOW while
reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!!
 
Linux Zippy:  204 of 548

I think my career is ruined!
 
Linux Zippy:  205 of 548

I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the HIGH
RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!
 
Linux Zippy:  206 of 548

... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!!
 
Linux Zippy:  207 of 548

I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go ... with EXTRA MSG!!
 
Linux Zippy:  208 of 548

I want a WESSON OIL lease!!
 
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I want another RE-WRITE on my CEASAR SALAD!!
 
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I want EARS!  I want two ROUND BLACK EARS to make me feel warm 'n secure!!
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