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... I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS installed within
SIX AND A HALF HOURS!!!
 
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I want the presidency so bad I can already taste the hors d'oeuvres.
 
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I want to dress you up as TALLULAH BANKHEAD and cover you with VASELINE
and WHEAT THINS ...
 
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I want to kill everyone here with a cute colorful Hydrogen Bomb!!
 
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... I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!!
 
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I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space ...
 
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I want to so HAPPY, the VEINS in my neck STAND OUT!!
 
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I want you to MEMORIZE the collected poems of EDNA ST VINCENT MILLAY
... BACKWARDS!!
 
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I want you to organize my PASTRY trays ... my TEA-TINS are gleaming in
formation like a ROW of DRUM MAJORETTES -- please don't be FURIOUS with me --
 
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I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution!
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