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Linux Zippy:  211 of 548

... I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS installed within
SIX AND A HALF HOURS!!!
 

Linux Zippy:  212 of 548

I want the presidency so bad I can already taste the hors d'oeuvres.
 

Linux Zippy:  213 of 548

I want to dress you up as TALLULAH BANKHEAD and cover you with VASELINE
and WHEAT THINS ...
 

Linux Zippy:  214 of 548

I want to kill everyone here with a cute colorful Hydrogen Bomb!!
 

Linux Zippy:  215 of 548

... I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!!
 

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I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space ...
 

Linux Zippy:  217 of 548

I want to so HAPPY, the VEINS in my neck STAND OUT!!
 

Linux Zippy:  218 of 548

I want you to MEMORIZE the collected poems of EDNA ST VINCENT MILLAY
... BACKWARDS!!
 

Linux Zippy:  219 of 548

I want you to organize my PASTRY trays ... my TEA-TINS are gleaming in
formation like a ROW of DRUM MAJORETTES -- please don't be FURIOUS with me --
 

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I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution!
 

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