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Linux Zippy

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Linux Zippy:  251 of 548

I'm having a tax-deductible experience!  I need an energy crunch!!
 
Linux Zippy:  252 of 548

I'm having an emotional outburst!!
 
Linux Zippy:  253 of 548

I'm having an EMOTIONAL OUTBURST!!  But, uh, WHY is there a WAFFLE in
my PAJAMA POCKET??
 
Linux Zippy:  254 of 548

I'm having BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS about the INSIPID WIVES of smug and
wealthy CORPORATE LAWYERS ...
 
Linux Zippy:  255 of 548

I'm having fun HITCHHIKING to CINCINNATI or FAR ROCKAWAY!!
 
Linux Zippy:  256 of 548

... I'm IMAGINING a sensuous GIRAFFE, CAVORTING in the BACK ROOM
of a KOSHER DELI --
 
Linux Zippy:  257 of 548

I'm in direct contact with many advanced fun CONCEPTS.
 
Linux Zippy:  258 of 548

I'm into SOFTWARE!
 
Linux Zippy:  259 of 548

I'm meditating on the FORMALDEHYDE and the ASBESTOS leaking into my
PERSONAL SPACE!!
 
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I'm mentally OVERDRAWN!  What's that SIGNPOST up ahead?  Where's ROD
STERLING when you really need him?
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