I'm not an Iranian!! I voted for Dianne Feinstein!!
I'm not available for comment..
I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly??
I'm pretending that we're all watching PHIL SILVERS instead of RICARDO MONTALBAN!
I'm QUIETLY reading the latest issue of "BOWLING WORLD" while my wife and two children stand QUIETLY BY ...
I'm rated PG-34!!
I'm receiving a coded message from EUBIE BLAKE!!
I'm RELIGIOUS!! I love a man with a HAIRPIECE!! Equip me with MISSILES!!
I'm reporting for duty as a modern person. I want to do the Latin Hustle now!
I'm shaving!! I'M SHAVING!!