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Linux Zippy:  261 of 548

I'm not an Iranian!!  I voted for Dianne Feinstein!!
 
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I'm not available for comment..
 
Linux Zippy:  263 of 548

I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT!  Am I doing it correctly??
 
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I'm pretending that we're all watching PHIL SILVERS instead of RICARDO
MONTALBAN!
 
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I'm QUIETLY reading the latest issue of "BOWLING WORLD" while my wife
and two children stand QUIETLY BY ...
 
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I'm rated PG-34!!
 
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I'm receiving a coded message from EUBIE BLAKE!!
 
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I'm RELIGIOUS!!  I love a man with a HAIRPIECE!!  Equip me with MISSILES!!
 
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I'm reporting for duty as a modern person.  I want to do the Latin Hustle now!
 
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I'm shaving!!  I'M SHAVING!!
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