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Linux Zippy:  291 of 548

if it GLISTENS, gobble it!!
 
Linux Zippy:  292 of 548

If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!
 
Linux Zippy:  293 of 548

If Robert Di Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will Jodie Foster marry Bonzo??
 
Linux Zippy:  294 of 548

In 1962, you could buy a pair of SHARKSKIN SLACKS, with a "Continental
Belt," for $10.99!!
 
Linux Zippy:  295 of 548

In Newark the laundromats are open 24 hours a day!
 
Linux Zippy:  296 of 548

INSIDE, I have the same personality disorder as LUCY RICARDO!!
 
Linux Zippy:  297 of 548

Inside, I'm already SOBBING!
 
Linux Zippy:  298 of 548

Is a tattoo real, like a curb or a battleship?  Or are we suffering in Safeway?
 
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Is he the MAGIC INCA carrying a FROG on his shoulders??  Is the FROG
his GUIDELIGHT??  It is curious that a DOG runs already on the ESCALATOR ...
 
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Is it 1974?  What's for SUPPER?  Can I spend my COLLEGE FUND in one
wild afternoon??
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