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Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!
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RELATIVES!!
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Remember, in 2039, MOUSSE & PASTA will be available ONLY by prescription!!
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RHAPSODY in Glue!
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SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright blue LEG WARMERS
... He scrubs the POPE with a mild soap or detergent for 15 minutes,
starring JANE FONDA!!
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Send your questions to ``ASK ZIPPY'', Box 40474, San Francisco, CA
94140, USA
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SHHHH!! I hear SIX TATTOOED TRUCK-DRIVERS tossing ENGINE BLOCKS into
empty OIL DRUMS ...
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Should I do my BOBBIE VINTON medley?
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Should I get locked in the PRINCICAL'S OFFICE today -- or have a VASECTOMY??
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Should I start with the time I SWITCHED personalities with a BEATNIK
hair stylist or my failure to refer five TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST?
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