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Linux Zippy

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Linux Zippy:  441 of 548

These PRESERVES should be FORCE-FED to PENTAGON OFFICIALS!!
 
Linux Zippy:  442 of 548

They collapsed ... like nuns in the street ... they had no teen
appeal!
 
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This ASEXUAL PIG really BOILS my BLOOD ... He's so ... so ... URGENT!!
 
Linux Zippy:  444 of 548

"This is a job for BOB VIOLENCE and SCUM, the INCREDIBLY STUPID MUTANT DOG."
                -- Bob Violence
 
Linux Zippy:  445 of 548

This is a NO-FRILLS flight -- hold th' CANADIAN BACON!!
 
Linux Zippy:  446 of 548

This MUST be a good party -- My RIB CAGE is being painfully pressed up
against someone's MARTINI!!
 
Linux Zippy:  447 of 548

... this must be what it's like to be a COLLEGE GRADUATE!!
 
Linux Zippy:  448 of 548

This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
 
Linux Zippy:  449 of 548

This PORCUPINE knows his ZIPCODE ... And he has "VISA"!!
 
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This TOPS OFF my partygoing experience!  Someone I DON'T LIKE is
talking to me about a HEART-WARMING European film ...
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