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UH-OH!!  We're out of AUTOMOBILE PARTS and RUBBER GOODS!
 
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Used staples are good with SOY SAUCE!
 
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VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!!
 
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Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and TAX-DEFERRED!
 
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Wait ... is this a FUN THING or the END of LIFE in Petticoat Junction??
 
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Was my SOY LOAF left out in th'RAIN?  It tastes REAL GOOD!!
 
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We are now enjoying total mutual interaction in an imaginary hot tub ...
 
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We have DIFFERENT amounts of HAIR --
 
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We just joined the civil hair patrol!
 
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We place two copies of PEOPLE magazine in a DARK, HUMID mobile home.
45 minutes later CYNDI LAUPER emerges wearing a BIRD CAGE on her head!
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