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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday January 31, 2007


Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying...
Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.

Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.
Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.

Each night Father fills me with dread When he sits on the foot...
Each night Father fills me with dread When he sits on the foot of my bed; I'd not mind that he speaks In gibbers and squeaks, But for the seventeen years he's been dead. -- Edward Gorey

The more I know men the more I like my horse.
The more I know men the more I like my horse.

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