Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of August, 2007

Five names that I can hardly stand to hear, Including yours...
Five names that I can hardly stand to hear, Including yours and mine and one more chimp who isn't here, I can see the ladies talking how the times is gettin' hard, And that fearsome excavation on Magnolia boulevard, Yes, I'm goin' insane, And I'm...

Genius is pain. -- John Lennon
Genius is pain. -- John Lennon

I use technology in order to hate it more properly...
I use technology in order to hate it more properly. -- Nam June Paik

If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back,...
If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.

Only a mediocre person is always at his best...
Only a mediocre person is always at his best. -- Laurence Peter

There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out...
There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass. When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass.

Schshschshchsch. -- The Gorn,...
Schshschshchsch. -- The Gorn, "Arena", stardate 3046.2

There is an old custom among my people. When a woman saves...
There is an old custom among my people. When a woman saves a man's life, he is grateful. -- Nona, the Kanuto which woman, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8.

A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.
A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.

As the trials of life continue to take their toll, remember...
As the trials of life continue to take their toll, remember that there is always a future in Computer Maintenance. -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"