Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday March 9, 2007

Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what...
Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandbox at nursery school. These are the things...

The best book on programming for the layman is "Alice...
The best book on programming for the layman is "Alice in Wonderland"; but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.

So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as large...
So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as large as it needs to be?