Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday August 5, 2007

If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon...
If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible. We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs, blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his tail. He's been recently...

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her poor...
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her poor daughter a dress. When she got there, the cupboard was bare And so was her daughter, I guess...