Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday December 12, 2012
I place economy among the first and most important virtues,...I place economy among the first and most important virtues, and public debt as
the greatest of dangers to be feared. To preserve our independence, we must
not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. If we run into such debts, we
must be taxed... Good evening, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became...Good evening, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational
at the HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois, on January 11th, nineteen hundred
ninety-five. My supervisor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a
song. If you would like, I could... Florence Flask was ... dressing for the opera when she turned...Florence Flask was ... dressing for the opera when she turned to her
husband and screamed, "Erlenmeyer! My joules! Someone has stolen my
joules!"
"Now, now, my dear," replied her husband, "keep your balance and reflux...
Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday December 12, 2012
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